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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Oh Crap!

We had a picnic at the beach this morning. Eager to test the my wife's new pair of goggles out for a spin, I almost immediately jumped into the sea the moment we got there. The goggles were only slightly more expensive than mine, but it feels much more comfortable.

I took my time enjoying the underwater view, the rainbow coloured fishes dancing around, and the soothing cold water I'm swimming in. Ok, goggle test drive was a pass! So I went out of the water to grab a quick munch. We were, afterall, having a picnic.

It was then that I realized... I haven't taken out my house key from my side pocket! Luckily it was still there. I was about to jump into the water again when I felt that there's one small thing that I forgot... my wallet in my back pocket.

Oh crap!

The wallet was soaked, along with everything in there. Every single card, and every single RM note.

It wasn't too bad. I mean, its not like they dissolve in water or anything, but its a sucky situation none the less.

On the way back home, we walked under some shades. Suddenly I saw something very quickly fell out of the sky right in front of my face and not a second later, a "splat" and a squishy sensation on my right foot.

Oh crap! Literally.

So what could've been a fantastic day turn out a little er..crappy, thanks to some little piece of crap which had his crap crapped on my foot.

Crap.

3 free comments:

ah^kam_koko' said...

hohohohoho~~~
You were crapped on!
Congrats!

Usually the Chinese will go straight to the 4D shop to purchase numbers.
Misfortune is a chance to win $$$$!!

ahseng said...

an experience you would not get anywhere else indeed. water, fishes, and bat craps all on the same day

najibu said...

jarod: apparently getting hit by batshit is pretty normal round here, but its a first for me.

ahseng: definitely not in endau. hahah

 
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