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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Student Cafe

I've always been one for funky ideas, but even by funky standards, this one is crazy funky:

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Ever felt like you wanted to have a good place to study while at the same time eat even better food? Well now you have one

Enter the student cafe!

The concept of the cafe is a place where students can come to eat and also study.

How so?

The student cafe made for students who like to entertain their tastebuds as they study in mind. Should you require any assistance with your studies, feel free to seek guidance from any of our well educated waiter or waitresses.

The biggest draw for the cafe will be the offers it provides. The student cafe will provide incentives in the form of discounts for students who could do 'Today's Shopwork (TM)'.On Math Mondays, for instance, answer a set of questions correctly within the allotted time and get yourself a 50% discount on any of the selected delicacies*.

The questions will be given according to students' levels (i.e. Year 1, Form 3, Form 5, etc...) and is topical based. The topic will be told in the previous week so try to study before hand for a better chance to gain this wonderful offer. Those who had attempted's scores (time) will be written on a board in the cafe and any student who manages to beat that time will receive the same offer. Be at the top of the leaderboard for 5 consecutive weeks or a total of 10 times (whichever first), and you will be inducted in our hall of fame and also receive a voucher for a full-course dinner for three.

Our other offers for the time being also includes English Wednesdays and Science Sundays.

Is the Student Cafe for everyone?

The cafe is for everyone, but the offers are only available for students*. Of course, if you're just looking for good place to eat, you are more than welcomed to give our cafe a visit.

For further information please visit your local Student Cafe today!


*All Shopworks must be done in the cafe and under the watchful eyes of any of the waiter or waitress.
*Offer only applicable for students who are members of the cafe. An annual fee of RM15 is required

We are now hiring. Looking for talented individuals who are willing to become full or part-time waiter/waitress/tutor. Visit your local Student Cafe for a walk-in interview today.

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To think I'm writing all this stuff in my free time. I must be really bored....

8 free comments:

Musica said...

I'd apply for the waiter post or even the cook!

Su3t Y3t said...

do you take food taster?? i can handle that post.. hahahahah!!

soyasofya said...

lets do this! wink

i'm coming!!!

najibu said...

nas: oh yes! u'll be head chef

ta~m: you're in charge of quality control la then

soya: see ya tomoro ;)

ah^kam_koko' said...

Why dont you have different difficulty levels for different levels of discounts.

Year 1 lvl gets free dessert with a meal purchase.
Form 5 lvl gets 30% discount with purchase of 2 mains.

Also, instead of hiring well-educated (& expensive) waiters, I think you should hire students with good grades.

I'll absolutely volunteer to be one of your supervisors!

najibu said...

yeah. that be pretty good eh. i'll keep tht in mind... just in case i ever realize this vision =)

french said...

Hey.. I'm just one of those silent reader of your blog.

actually, it's "arrivederci" . =)

Anyways, you write well. thumbs up!!

najibu said...

thanks for pointing that out. i don't know french at all actually, its just something i thought i picked up somewhere, but i guess i got it wrong ;p

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